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A lot has happened since I last wrote. So much, that in April I’m going to promote myself from Occupation:Writer to Occupation: Author on my 1040 tax form because I have finally been published.
Even though I was published in a mere web magazine, and I didn’t get paid, and In fact I think I paid them, never the less being published for the first time in my life feels fabulous.
The most exciting perks of being an author are: The number of my Twitter followers has multiplied by four, the total of my Instagram followers is up in the three digits, and I don’t even know who my Facebook friends are – but they continue to give my posts hearts.
I am dizzy with glee that you, my loyal blog fans, are subscribing to me. Me! I’m finally popular after 42 years since I graduated high school. Which means that I am at last the “hot-shot” I dreamed to be. I have squeezed into my old moth-chomped letter-sweater and am dancing around my living room.
Thank you all from the depths of my heart for following my blog.
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